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I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
I'm not impressed by people's degrees. Harvard doesn't impress me, Yale doesn't impress me, Columbia doesn't impress me.
I hope people will find the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries] a whole lot more than hollow.
I'm a bit frightened of the idea of a full facelift because, when you look in the mirror, you want to look like yourself.
We've gotten quite creative with our use of explosives... It's almost like an art form, rather than just blowing crap up.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.
An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
We've got a great deal of respect for each other on camera as well as off, no matter what it might occasionally look like.
We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.
Have nothing to do with coaches. In fact, if you should see one coming, go and hide behind the pavilion until he goes away.
There are times when we're testing an actual explosion, and then there are times when we blow stuff up just because we can.
It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.
Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!
Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut up.
Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
For me, what I see happening in this [clean water] crisis is deterioration of the family. It is deterioration of our health.
Terry Gilliam has directed some of the best examples of what I like to see in a film - one of them being 'Baron Munchausen.'
I mean, we're - if I may say so - we're experts at using materials and processes in ways for which they were never intended.
I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
I'm undoubtedly a liberal, which means that I'm in almost total agreement with the Eisenhower-era Republican party platform.
Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.
It's not just the small-potatoes post-9/11 Homeland spending that feels a little off mission. It's the big-ticket stuff too.
There's nothing about the way my life unfolded that should be seen as at all prescriptive for what anybody else wants to do.
We do have evidence the [Donald] Trump campaign was working to sideline Russian intervention in Ukraine as a campaign issue.
I think my father would give me the Department of the Interior because of my love of the outdoors, so we can get that going.
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the people who handle it know what they are doing.
My mom and my dad taught me the greatest gifts we have are our family, our health and the right to clean water and good land.
The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.
My job is to watch the powerful. It's a simple job description, watch powerful people and make sure they don't hurt the folks.
I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me.
It's one thing to say don't commit atrocities on the battlefield. It's another thing to say don't get caught doing atrocities.
When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!
I'm very happy about 'Last Call At The Oasis.' I hope it's a wake up call... we caused the problem, but we can be the solution.
For four years, I worked as one of the general shop crew on movies like 'Naked Lunch' and 'Arachnophobia.' I made lots of bugs.
I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.
I know my whole life has been like that, you know, scrappy, fighting for everything you get in life and you appreciate it more.
Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'
We're our own worst enemy. You doubt yourself more than anybody else ever will. If you can get past that, you can be successful.
Once you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that?
My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldn't have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 - a baby.
I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.
Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.
I am one of the lucky people in the world: I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.
Francois Hollande is the president of France. He got all sorts of accolades for his leadership in France after the Paris attacks.
When Conservatives crusade against government while they are trying to be appointed to head the government, I think that's weird!
Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.
I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
You can be a good person without any racial intent and still want to keep the flag. That's what I learned in my time in the south.