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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Let each new year find you a better person.
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
The world is run by the people who show up.
The problem with common sense is, it isn't.
There never was a good war, or a bad peace.
There will be sleeping enough in the grave.
He that won't be counseled can't be helped.
Praise to the undeserving is severe satire.
Keep flax from fire, and youth from gaming.
Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.
All would live long, but none would be old.
Most people die at 25 but are buried at 75.
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.
When you are in debt, then you are a slave.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.
Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot.
When passion rules, she never rules wisely.
Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
Look before, or you'll find yourself behind.
Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation.
Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.
There are lazy minds as well as lazy bodies.
I have found Christian dogma unintelligible.
Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.
Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.
The Sting of a reproach, is the Truth of it.
Vice knows she is ugly, so puts on her mask.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
A nod from a lord is a breakfast for a fool.
As charms are nonsense, nonsense is a charm.
Saying and Doing, have quarrel'd and parted.
The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting.
He that speaks ill of the mare will buy her.
An egg today is better than a hen to-morrow.
I think the first duty of society is justice.
If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.
Virtue and Happiness are Mother and Daughter.
It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.
If you want a thing done - go. If not - send.
Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion.
Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow.
He that would travel much, should eat little.
Bargaining has neither friends nor relations.
He does not possess wealth; it possesses him.