From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

Homer is the nice side of Al Bundy with the same intellect. I really like him and Al Bundy.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Whatever fells your mind is what you are. So, feel loving and peaceful for no reason at all.

These scenes deal with what happened before Hannibal Lecter was captured for the first time.

I've always loved comic books, which is why I've done films like 'Hulk' and 'The Punishers.'

Yes. I am one of the graduates of the William Morris famous, famous mail room from the '60s.

I'm a big fan of suspense and tension filmmaking, and that was my goal with 'The Conjuring.'

There's a reason why Smellovision has never really taken off. And I think it's a good thing.

I feel the responsibility to make things which on some level have something positive to say.

It's kind of weird to meet people that grew up in films who are still in touch with reality.

To be sure, governments will remain critical to any comprehensive effort to save our planet.

So I think I sometimes will put a cliche in and then just pad it out so you're not noticing.

If you're not doing it for the right reasons, then you'd be dumb to be making documentaries.

We always want to congratulate ourselves at having made more progress than we actually have.

In order to create art today, you have to compromise your art somewhat and be a businessman.

As a producer, I probably am a little stronger than most, since I was a director originally.

When things go right it's hard to figure out why, but when things go wrong it's really easy.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Film is not a national business. It's international. And its centre will always be Hollywood.

For no matter what the world, men who deal in headwear are men to be trusted above any other.

Silence is hereby outlawed. Silence breeds independent thought, which in turn breeds dissent.

The Fed has become an accomplice in the support of totalitarian regimes throughout the world.

I'm one of those designers who can be inspired by absolutely anything, anywhere in the world.

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by court order.

For me, the sound design and the musical score is a big part of what makes scary movies work.

I've made one action movie. But nobody saw it, so I guess that doesn't count for most people.

If your work is going to draw from life, you'd better work very hard to keep up with reality.

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.

I made the film to bring the story of Islam, the story of 700 million of people, to the West.

Nulle cre ature humaine ne peut commander a' l'amour. No human being can give orders to love.

I think Alone in the Dark was too much an action creature movie than a horror creature movie.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

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