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I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with your fellow man.
I went through a struggle, and I really needed to get myself together and connect with my purpose, which is music.
You name it and I've done it. I'd like to say I did it my way. But that line, I'm afraid, belongs to someone else.
I'm from Hollywood. That's where we make movies and TV shows... I'm not from down here in men-fus ten-uh-see, okay?
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
I was rapping as a hobby. It was something I did for my friends and just played around on ideas and stuff like that.
Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.
I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.
Prison is no hardship, really. I'm in the art room as an assistant to the tutor, and basically, I'm doing what I like.
There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.
And I'm looking at him like, 'Oh my God. This is Michael Jackson'. I fainted, blacked out - like seriously blacked out.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
My approach to painting doesn't involve any heavy thinking about how am I going to present this, what am I going to do.
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.
I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else - that would be fatal.
It's her first grandchild, so she's really, really, really excited. I guess my mom is a little more stressed out than me.
My talent was the weapon, the power, the way for me to fight. It was the one way I might hope to affect a man's thinking.
Try and spread a lot of love and affection around the world. The most important thing is not to 'con' the public. Be real.
As they say in my country, the only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual.
With out each member, SS501 isn't complete. No matter how great the songs are, it wouldn't be the same without each member.
I have so much to talk about. I have so much to share. There are so many different emotions going on inside of me right now.
I had always been told by my parents, not implicitly told, but every inference was that Britain was the hub of the universe.
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to get insulted.
I saw that my image was changing or fading. One of the reasons for taking a break from clubs was to be missed-not forgotten.
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
I was always different from all the other kids, and I was doing things that nobody else did or seemed to have any interest in.
My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a change!
If I could go back in time, I'd return to when my parents were alive and appreciate them more than I did when I was growing up.
It's important to seize the moment. If there's something you want to say, don't put it off, because you might miss your chance.
I go to temple a lot less than I would like because when I do, people still look at me as if they think it's a publicity stunt.
The one thing you don't want is that stale sound when you've done a line so much you can't find a fresh approach to it. Drop it.
Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn't trust me.
The hardest part has been maintaining a small head and remaining down to earth. So many people try to make you more than you are.
I believed in Bobby Kennedy. Campaigning for him was an attempt to give back something to this country that has given me so much.
So when you get a chance to look at things and chill and relax, it makes you want it more, and that's why I'm so happy to be back!
Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch - unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
I definitely felt like I needed a break, because when you do so much, you're not able to appreciate the things that you accomplish.
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.
Marilyn and I were rumored to be an item. We were friends. Nothing more. Marilyn was one of the sweetest creatures that ever lived.
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.
I've had to come through a lot and I've made a lot of different mistakes, but I realized that I never gave up. I wanted to so badly.
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap