Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
If what is communicated is false, it can hardly be called communication.
The books I haven't written are better than the books other people have.
A lot of deaths feel sad. Philip Seymour Hoffman's feels like a robbery.
In the reality - TV era, unstable behavior become a valid career choice.
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
I was imprisoned as an innocent person, it's common sense not to go back.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Don't be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first.
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
Wagyu is something that every meat lover should experience at least once.
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
Some male gamers with a deep sense of entitlement are terrified of change.
I doubt if I could love anyone who did not wish to see Look Back in Anger.
What's often not acknowledged about depression is how much anger is in it.
I love to be read to, I love to read aloud and I love to read to children.
Washington, one feels in Washington, is the spoiled child of the republic.
I looked to books to stimulate my mind and create a daily sense of purpose.
the mother's first job is to raise a daughter strong enough to outlast her.
I don't think anything is as magical as a fairy tale experience by a child.
Art is often confused with the skill of drawing. It is the skill of making.
The script of a play is not a finished product: It's a set of instructions.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.
Everybody tells me, 'You're famous.' And I answer, 'I'm not Angelina Jolie!'
Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.
We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Writing is the process by which you explain to yourself what happened to you.
Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect.
The real hell of this," he told her, "is that you're going to get through it.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.
Make sure your message is clear, yet that you are faithful to its complexity.
The beauty of design ought to be totally incidental to the enterprise itself.
Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. You don't see it.
A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!
Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.
The struggles women face today are simultaneously very, very old and very new.
Democracy is perhaps the most promiscuous word in the world of public affairs.
There is no great danger to politics in the desire for certainty at any price.
The artist is a member of the leisured classes who cannot pay for his leisure.
The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
The arts generally have had to recognize Modernism - how should poetry escape?