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Work is no longer challenging.
I will never stop complaining.
Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
I'm not your usual cup of tea.
I hate wearing suits and ties.
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
We really did. We got married.
Everyone has their own mantra.
What happened? Satan was busy?
Its all in the mind, you know.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
You can't cheat an honest man.
Born ham, that's basically me.
I'm in a glass case of emotion
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
I'm a naturally curious person.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
All Children Have Brain Damage!
You all saw him - he had a gun.
Lots of travel, away from home.
An attitude will give you heft.
We're gonna have fun, god***it!
Pretty girls have problems too.
The show has become my therapy.
I'm going to build my own slam.
I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.
Clowns have no respect for pie.
I do pauses, pauses work for me
Most transvestites fancy girls.
I am a really sensitive person.
It's later than it's ever been.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Language always gives you away.
I'm not really an impersonator.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Blood's not thicker than money.
I'm certainly not a supermodel.
Success is the enemy of comedy.
It's a wise thing to hold back.
Justin Bieber is a lovely chap.
Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
I'd rather be happy than right.
Life is a series of recoveries.
The key is to do what you love.
Come on 'long prosperous life!'
I don't need adult supervision.
All of my friends are oddities.