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I'm an Action Transvestite.
Try not to wake up on fire.
At my age flowers scare me.
Nothing can help my comedy.
Modesty is my best quality.
I model irregular clothing.
I grew up in front of a TV.
I'm really big on hormones.
I feel non-stop Brit shame!
Guns don't kill, people do.
Life is a four-letter word.
I am a bit of a daydreamer.
I will die, but not retire.
Sometimes I steal costumes.
I don't want only a career.
I have lived a carnal life.
If I have kids, I'll adopt.
I eat well, and I exercise.
My whole act is confession.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
I think abortion is murder.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
There's depth in my comedy.
I get depressed at airports.
Comedy has no rules, per se.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
You can't climb a tile wall.
Don't die until you're dead.
My birth name is Ned Mencia.
I never wanted to be famous.
Most stick people are black.
There's a lust to get on TV.
Life is tough, then you die.
I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.
I am a really bad boyfriend.
Teaching is performance art.
Satire is tragedy plus time.
I'm a firm believer of wine.
I'm a compulsive everything.
All humor is rooted in pain.
My wife gives good headache.
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Random things make me laugh.
I don't need a lot of space.
I'm the master at publicity.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
A metaphor is like a simile.
We are what make up society.
Comedy comes from confusion.