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I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
I want women to be the subject, not the object.
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?
Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
I would be a vegetarian if the food was better.
Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.
Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke!
Excellence is the result of habitual integrity.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.
I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.
Britain is obsessed with political correctness.
I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.
I just don't give off a great first impression.
Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
The economy of film forces you to make choices.
Prose is all about embellishing and describing.
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.
People who can make you laugh can make you cry.
Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.
A handicap is only if you let it be a handicap.
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
Literally, my honeymoon was driving to Chicago.
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
I do like two hours of new material every year.
I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.
I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
'Malcolm X' was impressionable for me as a kid.
I've always had this impulse to be destructive.
My Mum is not used to being in-front of camera.
I love Dublin and the locals are extraordinary.
I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.
I am careful with my material and presentation.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.