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I live very gently.

The law is immoral.

I was born a comic.

I love alpha males.

I love Jon Stewart.

I really like maths.

I hate being judged.

I love wearing drag.

I'm a one-man idiot.

I need the applause.

I was an only child.

I was an abused kid.

I love cold weather.

I'm distinct, really.

I loved 'Solid Gold!'

I'm a late-night guy.

I was a mother's boy.

Funny is an attitude.

The status quo sucks.

It's always something

I never stop working.

Skiing is ridiculous.

I was an awkward kid.

I hate all sidekicks.

I don't weigh myself.

I lost a button hole.

I took a baby shower.

Men don't hear women.

I dig being a mother.

I'm a blue collar guy.

I don't aim to offend.

Step up or step aside.

I grew up in Brooklyn.

I rant, therefore I am

I write my own tweets.

Cake and tea or death?

Time wounds all heels.

I can't tan naturally.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Everybody's got cable.

Comedy is a noble art.

I love Broadway shows.

My life needs editing.

I don't get no respect

I told you I was sick.

Clones are people two.

I was raised Catholic.

I tell very mean jokes.

I have no grand scheme.

I rant, therefore I am.

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