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The killing of a disabled person is not 'compassionate'. It is not 'euthanasia'. It is murder.
I certainly don't want to be formulaic. I want to be honest and authentic and everything else.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
A good 'Bake Off,' for me, is just about cakes and nice people - and that's a successful show.
My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.
So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean.
I don't think I have thick skin, but I heal fast. It's easy to break through, but I heal fast.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!
That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
Things happen to you out of luck, and if you get to stick around it's because you're talented.
If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
We all know to eat green vegetables and oily fish, but who does that? I'll have a cake, thanks.
I studied physics at university, and I'm still a sucker for an experiment or scientific theory.
My mother was a classic matriarchal figure. She'd sing round the house and always had music on.
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.
When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
When stress and anxiety have your system stuck in a brainstem loop? Reboot. It's I.T. for life!
Stress is a signal that something needs to change. Suffering, is when we don't make the change!
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.
The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.
Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?
Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
We have a whole art department on 'Billy on the Street.' We give away dioramas that we've made.
Jim Carrey and Steve Carell did dramatic roles. I look up to them. You want a career like that.
I definitely like making music in the studio, but I never had it out to make a CD specifically.
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?