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I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.
I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.
Politicians have limited power. They can't impose morality on themselves. How can they impose it on the country?
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
I made $70,000 in the 1990s, when I was a corporate lawyer. I didn't see that salary again until I was on MSNBC.
Fly fishing or any other sport fishing, is an end in itself and not a game or competition among fishermen. . . .
It wasn't the Supreme Court that expelled God from our public school classrooms. It was the textbook publishers.
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.
People expect me to live in a picture-perfect Pottery Barn kind of place, but I don't like anything traditional.
Ashlee Simpson kicking her dressing room door after getting caught lip-synching - that was interesting to watch.
I write for people who are good money managers and want to know how to be even better stewards over their money.
Online crime is practically always international, because they almost always cross traditional national borders.
For me, being Catholic was who I was and who I am, just like I'm Irish and Slovak. It's just so ingrained in us.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
Times of hardship can act as both an indicator, as well as a cure, for our broken relationship with our Creator.
In any nation, the hypocrites do not become apparent except during times of fitnah (severe tests and hardships).
If you worshipped Muhammad, know that Muhammad is dead. But if you worshipped Allah, know that Allah never dies.
Religion provides us with a puritanical dream, which can never be realized because it goes against human nature.
Someone had to embrace positive beginnings before anyone could celebrate successful conclusions or continuations.
When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I'll choose the truck every time.
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are.
Victimhood and a “can't do” spirit is what the Democratic Party has mostly been about since the Great Depression.
There was once a philosopher who said, 'I don't believe in God, but I fear him greatly.' That's about where I am.
Parents can't indulge our fears. We're supposed to make our kids feel safe, even if we don't feel safe ourselves.
The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.
The First Amendment...begins with the five loveliest words in the English language: 'Congress shall make no law'.
Looking at health through a gender lens is the first step to a more helpful and personalized approach to healing.
I think it's fair to say that Donald Trump was born without the embarrassment gene or the moral reservation gene.
Women have become so obsessed with not withering, they've forgotten that there are infinite ways to be beautiful.
If you haven't saved, your child may have to work. But do what you can to NEVER take out student or parent loans.
Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to permanent glory.
Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.
Increased public ownership of the economy should be structured to create more worker self-management and control.
I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV.
You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.
Bullies never want to acknowledge their own actions. They want to move through life without reflection or apology.
Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.
Trump's relentless public humiliation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions was clearly intended to get him to resign.
In seventeen of His thirty-seven parables, Jesus dealt with property and man's responsibility for using it wisely.
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
It's easy to forget the ever-plodding eBay with all the noise made by the more lithe and lively Web 2.0 companies.
Now Republicans are a more interventionist party than they have been at any time since George W. Bush left office.
There is no tougher job in America than being a cop on the beat in a major city in this country, big and brawling.
I find having a column a very difficult form of journalism. I'm not a natural like Tom Friedman and Anna Quindlen.
I think Hillary Clinton's a very clever politician but she would be too easy to stereotype the way John Kerry was.
This should be the message of Occupy Wall Street: We just want a chance; our government needs to give us a chance.
I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing.
You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.
As with most things governmental, failure does not mean having to try something else. It means spending more money.