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Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.
You cried when He took away your drop of water, not knowing He'd saved for you, the sea.
Beauty attracts beauty. If you want to know what you are, look at what you are drawn to.
Speak your heart. If they don't understand, the message was never meant for them anyway.
People who are combative in one relationship tend to be combative in other relationships.
One of the privileges of adulthood is that your parents don't get to tell you what to do.
One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
I don't want to negotiate with the power brokers in Washington; I want to tear them down.
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Few things are as stimulating as other people's calamities observed from a safe distance.
As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
Disparagement of television is second only to watching television as an American pastime.
What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?
It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods.
What stands in the way of effortless effort is caring, or a conscious attempt to do well.
I don't think you can look at my history and say they love me to death in Silicon Valley.
A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.
Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes?
An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own
While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.
Now the Republicans have a very low-scale, by economic standards, base. Donald Trump has.
The idols of one's adolescence tend to endure - you never forget how you worshipped them.
Labour's mission is to democratise Britain: but first, it must surely democratise itself.
When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team.
This life will never be without storms. Stop fearing the storm. Build your inner shelter.
I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.
I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
Great leaders are willing to retire unloved and unpopular as the price for great exertion.
I don't think the West needs to apologize - or pay - for having invented the steam engine.
If your job is to leaven ordinary lives with elevating spectacle, be elevating or be gone.
Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs.
If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.
Be able to defend your arguments in a rational way. Otherwise, all you have is an opinion.
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
Know why certain foods, such as truffles, are expensive. It's not because they taste best.
Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we don't know the cause.
Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command, save one, has stood with him.
One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly.
Kids can and are a blessing. But plenty of people without kids live and die just as happy.
Conservatives believe in equality of opportunity. Liberals believe in equality of outcome.
This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency
I've always had trouble with male authority figures because my father was such a martinet.
The body that we tend to is only temporary, while the soul that we neglect is # eternal .
Once in a while, people enter our lives and lessen the loneliness of being away from Home.
Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.