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More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in.
Americans are conservative. What they want to conserve is the New Deal.
Learn at least two classic ballroom dances, at least one of them Latin.
I don't take private phone calls from the Trump Administration anymore.
Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page.
The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.
Mike Smith - living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters.
People who believe a problem can be solved tend to get busy solving it.
Tawbah is the cleaning of the heart, dhikr is the feeding of the heart.
The one who knows himself isn't deceived by either praise or criticism.
Quote words that affirm all men and women are your brothers and sisters.
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are.
The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret.
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
The more one works, the better one works and the more one wants to work.
A Microsoft-Yahoo merger is a deal only an investment banker could love.
First truck called a 'pick-up' was an International Harvester S in 1921.
Think of a hypothesis as a card. A theory is a house made of hypotheses.
Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.
Capital punishment is the source of many an argument, both good and bad.
We have weakened the parties and strengthened all the special interests.
Campaigns are weird animals and innately bring out bizarre road stories.
Every time I break up with a guy, I play 'Kerosene' in my car on repeat.
I make my living talking about serious subject matter, but I'm a weirdo.
When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind.
No step taken in faith is wasted, not by a God who makes all things new.
I can't be a Christian on my own. I need a community. I need the church.
You put your head on the ground, and in that moment everything was okay.
In your hands winter is a book with cloud pages that snow pearls of love.
War poisons the land Like diseased minds downloaded/ into bowls of tears.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes!
In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
It's what each of us sows, and how, that gives us character and prestige.
It is the spirit of a person that hangs above him like a star in the sky.
Intelligence is like good taste. If you don't have it, you don't miss it.
As I always like to keep in mind about everything: Don't fight the trend.
The baby boomers have dropped the ball on their burden of responsibility.
Gimmicks belong almost anyplace except a Republican presidential primary.
What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.
It's hard to convince people that you're killing them for their own good.
Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman