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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?
The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.
The devil I know is the establishment, and I'm gonna beat that devil.
You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.
Pity that gold should always bring with it the canker - covetousness.
Every father knows at once too much and too little about his own son.
I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.
If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.
The proof of liberal virtue is generousity with other people's money.
Indeed, the U.N. is the main Soviet espionage center in this country.
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.
Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.
There is something about dolphins. It is difficult to put into words.
It's like they take poison and then hope for the other person to die.
Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.
Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.
A flourishing, diverse media is essential to a functioning democracy.
Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.
Stars ink your fingers with a lexicon of flame blazing rare knowledge.
Here are lips of flame eager to be extinguished by love's liquid sigh.
At its most dynamic, faith evolves into powerful applicable knowledge.
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
One person gets to decide if something is a problem in a relationship.
A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.
A one-hour work-week...would minimize the damage that Congress can do.
Cheryl Ladd Special - One-hour long, one thought show of jigglevision.
We are suffering from a kind of slow-motion barbarization from within.
If you're more than three feet away from a housefly, it can't see you.
The first person I ever cared deeply and sincerely about was - myself.
Success may be the ability to be happy with whatever we're stuck with.
Know how your representatives stand on major national or state issues.
Character is destiny and character is important to American campaigns.
Iraq is in a civil war. There is no road in that country that is safe.
Politics is a contact sport - a question of accepting an elbow or two.
I couldn't live my life the way I do if my parents weren't supportive.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
We cling to the letter because the spirit is so much harder to master.
We turned an anthem into an assignment, a poem into a job description.
Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.
He was my favorite senator... I love him. He made the liberals squeal.
System administration is where theory meets practice with a vengeance.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
Compassion is to look beyond your own pain, to see the pain of others.
Can not the One who gives life to dead land, give life to dead hearts?
History dressed up in the glow of love’s kiss turned grief into beauty.
In a world gushing blood day and night, you never stop mopping up pain.
Being alone is almost always preferable to being with the wrong person.