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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Laugh now, cry later.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Cats invented self-esteem.
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
Every puppy should have a boy.
Do I have to use my own money?
I used everything you gave me.
Children make your life important.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Housework can kill you if done right.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The term 'working mother' is redundant.
God created man, but I could do better.
When humor go's, there go's civilization.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
I lost everything in the post-natal depression.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
