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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Sometimes I think I'm the craziest person on the planet.
Have I got the right to experiment with my child's life?
I've also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.
It was an accident of circumstance that I never married.
When I come up against the real world, I just vacillate.
Alas, there isn't a pain-free way to achieve your goals.
Cosmo Girl with a passion for fashion and a magic flask.
It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
I'm just a little old cartoonist, tryin' to make a buck.
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
Seeing people cosplaying my characters is always a blast.
There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.
Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.
Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.
Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!
I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
I started working with Timely in 1946. Stan Lee hired me.
Try letting a Kindle protect your heart from sniper fire!
People seem to need a likable protagonist more than ever.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
Happiness, it's a small thing - just a very little thing.
Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'
I was 30 before I made a living that was not embarrassing.
Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do.
I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn
Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid
When you are little, you will draw pictures for no reason.
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
The disasters of war can be infinitely eerie and poignant.
Going to hospital is rather like going to an alien planet.
Everything that is strong in me has gone into my art work.
Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.