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Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!
I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could.
The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.
In hell, all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body.
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.
I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that Im fighting a thousand people.
I live in a very small town and now that I've closed down my studio, I'm working at home.
Courage is the willingness to speak the truth about what you see and to own what you say.
Hatred of war will not bring peace. Only love of peace will bring about those conditions.
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.
I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.
Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.
CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!
I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
My children just want to get at the world; it is so pleasantly surprising to witness that.
The hateful thing about most hotels nowadays is that they only have duvets. I hate duvets.
There's no such thing as a mistake, really. It's just an opportunity to do something else.
I don't like going into the basement. I'm always afraid that something's going to blow up.
I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that I'm fighting a thousand people.
Generally what I produce is new. Of course, they are often variations on the same subject.
Eighteen thousand miles from the moon is some slide, but I'll get up there again some way!
Well, I'm always working on my comic strip and trying to, you know, keep cranking that out.
I just have this sort of entrepreneurial spirit and I work really hard at promoting myself.
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
So war is an extremely sad business, because the majority of people don't want to be in it.
I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine.
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
Inspiration is some mysterious blessing which happens when the wheels are turning smoothly.
Man's idea of God, and a God's collusion, is an essential part of the equation to wage war.
Animal Farm has seen off all the opposition. It's as valid today as it was fifty years ago.
A man will work and slave in obscurity for ten years and then become famous in ten minutes.
When you see the world as it is, but insist on making it more like it could be, you matter.
When you're not allowed to stay up late, the secret is to just wake up really, really early.
In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to.