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If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.
You are meant to understand the nature of your inner self, and to manifest it outward.
If religion comprises rules you follow, faith is demonstrated by the actions you take.
I think it might surprise the average person how angry people can get over the comics.
This is every creative person's dream - a hobby that I'm lucky enough to get paid for.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?
No matter what I accomplish, it doesn't seem like much compared to surviving Auschwitz.
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are
Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals.
You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
The most joyous painting is not done for the art world, it is done for the inner world.
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
If there was ever a moment to follow your passion and do work that matters, this is it.
We have five children whom I love dearly and have exploited mercilessly for my cartoons.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Yeah, I don't necessarily like endings that contrive an artificial moment of completion.
In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are.
Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.
Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
Oh, I was never a very big Jim Woodring fan. I've never thought his work was that great.
In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
I've kept voluminous diaries since I was eighteen, and do a lot of experimental writing.
I see a lot of my children. They're around the house all the time on the farm, you know.
Man has an innate capacity for violence, but can only justify it in the name of justice.
Drawing is a way for me to articulate things inside myself that I can't otherwise grasp.
If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you’re drawing it.
If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it.
The scalable, profitable strategy is to change the game, not to become the most average.
I write about what I know and what I have experienced. This keeps me an "honest" writer.
I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.
To live without you, only that would be torture." "A day alone, only that would be death.