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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
My father was a meat worker. He was a union organizer in the meat workers union.
The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.
Don’t try to make a product for everybody, because that is a product for nobody.
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
If there's anything more arrogant than a Marine on a horse, it's one in a plane.
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.
Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.
Look at her - I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way - what bliss.
You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.
Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.
Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures.
I have not forgotten that you can see the world through pieces of coloured glass.
Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason.
On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
Anybody running beats anybody walking, and anybody walking beats anybody sitting.
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
Remove every barrier you can to fandom. A fan will be an evangelist for your work.
In their heyday, comics were a dominant force in popular culture, but that's over.
It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.
Morbid humor is very valid, even healthy, as long as you don't do it gratuitously.
You must always remember, because the mediocre mind you encounter may be your own.
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!
When man gives up on reforming and inspiring society he also gives up his freedom.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
I didn't mind my own company as a child; I was happy playing alone in the sandpit.
Every child is a greedy child, I think. I mean, it's healthy to be a greedy child.
It's much better for an artist to know everything than to be limited by ignorance.
My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.
Freedom is not an individual effort. Yours comes only when you grant others theirs
The very fact that it might not work is precisely why you should and must do this.
A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's.
To tell the truth, I don't read children's books. I'm an adult. I just write them.
Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.
People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.
For me, the whole process involves envisioning this book in my head as I'm working.
I felt really conflicted about making money off stuff that's creatively satisfying.
Any time you bring sexuality into the comics pages, you have to brace for pushback.
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.