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Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
I've never met a cartoonist who isn't quirky or weird in some ways.
Imagination continually frustrates tradition; that is its function.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.
If we had to go live action, I'd hold out for Tim Burton to direct.
I gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed.
The self has no boundaries except those it accepts out of ignorance
I know I can always draw, but I actually love the writing the most.
I really have a secret satisfaction in being considered rather mad.
We have this history of impossible solutions to insoluble problems.
The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.
In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.
I just really respond to comics. I find it a really exciting medium.
You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place--it doesn't have to.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage.
Often the energy of a piece is more exciting to me than the subject.
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.
'Happiness is a Small Politician' - my mantra then and forever more.
To kill a man between panels is to condemn him to a thousand deaths.
I keep very weird hours. I never know when I'm going to get an idea.
You do not hate anyone you are not capable of loving. Remember that.
When you fall in love with the system, you lose the ability to grow.
It doesn't matter if you're right, it matters if you are understood.
As for me, I am in pursuit of excellence. I have no time to get old.
Strip it all down to essentials and draw the hell out of what's left.
I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.
[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.