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Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant.
Anyone that chooses to be an actor or politician is making a choice to lead their life in the public eye.
Musicians always respected me because they knew I'm a huge music lover and I know what I'm talking about.
Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.
Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing.
I'd like to see college debt levels drop by a lot, but I'm not quite sure what the best way to do that is.
Our leaders continue to say that we're making strong headway against this problem. And I think we are not.
Celebrities are losers; they don't want to date 'normal people.' They only want to date other celebrities.
Black is slimming. And so are layers and nice, long vertical stripes. They're obvious tips, but they work!
Consistently, Baidu has censored politically sensitive search results much more thoroughly than Google.cn.
It takes a strong stomach and a thick skin to be a female activist fighting online censorship in Pakistan.
Use photos and videos often. The best startups post lots of imagery and videos. The worst ones? Text only.
I doubt most people could survive being defined by the least advisable sexual encounter they've engaged in.
The fact is, almost everything you do is collaborative. Somewhere out there, someone else had a hand it it.
All the great crimes of history, lest we forget, have their genesis in the moral wilderness of their times.
Apparently the Republican base got radicalized first, and Democrats picked up the ball later. Or something.
I co-founded 'bOING bOING' magazine and the 'Boing Boing Blog' and was an editor at 'Wired' from 1993-1998.
I don't really care if people don't like me. The only thing I care about is if they are reading my website.
I do still love you. I don't love you enough to be able to give you the things we dreamed about and planned.
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
If you want to make a difference in America, you need to be prepared for a very long, very frustrating slog.
In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel. Defeat Jihad
I will not abridge my freedoms so as not to offend savages, freedom of speech is under violent assault here.
My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.
I'm pretty sure I could've ended up on 'Real Housewives of Orange County.' They need a fair-skinned redhead.
Non-profits must become deeply engaged in the ways that their donor communities are using social technology.
Now if you know anything, or one thing about Perez Hilton, I think, is that I am not fake and I keep it real.
Authoritarian systems evolve. Authoritarianism in the Internet Age is not your old Cold War authoritarianism.
Photography let me show other people how I saw the world. Math required me to do work that made my head hurt.
Truly huge artistic collaboration on the Internet seems to work only if the gang has a well-defined objective.
Success is more about doing the things you know you should do than discovering the secrets you don't yet know.
When I was young, I wanted to be an actress. I had no idea what that meant, but I just thought it sounded fun.
For a while, I Photoshopped too much. When you first learn what you can do, you really go overboard sometimes.
It's still a lean back, enjoy or a lean forward, be involved, enjoy medium. It's real engagement, real emotion.
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.
I think people are interested in celebrities because it's easy, disposable entertainment and it's fun escapism.
Ninety-five percent of the time when I run a contest I've purchased the giveaway prizes with advertising money.
But there's a bigger trend I'm seeing: people who used to enjoy blogging their lives are now moving to Twitter.
Like all technology, social media is neutral but is best put to work in the service of building a better world.
Even though the means of production are more available than ever, I think the true expertise is as rare as ever.
My favorite conference so far has been Davos, the World Economic Forum. The people there were really incredible.
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still freeand we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror?
I was fat and ugly and never 'wanted to hook up - for a gay guy that's unheard of. I was like a monk or a priest.
The critical question is: How do we ensure that the Internet develops in a way that is compatible with democracy?
It's become relatively commonplace to find corners of Africa that have good cell coverage but no electrical power.
My approach to parenting is the same as my approach to life: it's all about putting in the hours and working hard.
[Donald] Trump had the opportunity to go after [Hillary] Clinton's emails at length if he wanted to, but he didn't.
The WHO took care to explicitly say that processed meat didn’t rank alongside smoking when it comes to cancer risk.
Sometimes people will sue me to make an example of me but I don't sit home worrying about it; I'm too busy working.
Professional camera crews are rarely there when a bomb goes off or a rocket lands. They usually show up afterwards.