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The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her.
The right of every American to first-class citizenship is the most important issue of our time.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, which people don't seem to be shy about expressing.
You ought to run the hardest when you feel the worst. Never let the other guy know you're down.
I mean, coming into this season I was just hoping to come back, stay healthy and help the team.
I'm just taking advantage of good pitches. I am seeing the ball well and my confidence is high.
I just don't see me going through that rehab and coming back to pitch at this point in my life.
We lost 14 straight. Then we had a game rained out and it felt so good we had a victory dinner.
There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all.
The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all.
You see him coming in with an 0-2 record and a 5 ERA and you wonder, 'How? How's that possible?
This is a great thing that's happening in baseball. We don't know if it will ever happen again.
I'm sure people will wonder if I could have hit all those home runs had I never taken steroids.
Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.
That's basically what I'm doing when I'm tapping them - getting my toes to the end of my shoes.
No matter how noble and special people want to make the playoffs out to be... it's a crapshoot.
I've always enjoyed hitting things as hard as I can. It's fun to hit things and watch them fly.
I still gamble, but it's all legal. I own horses, and I go to watch my horse. I don't go daily.
When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.
Guys think I'm staring them down, but they watch ME for signs. Why can't I do the same to them?
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
They can say whatever they want to say, but it is going to be hard, my friend, to duplicate me.
I want to be the guy that can go out there and go at least seven, eight innings every time out.
When they operated, I told them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did-but it was Mrs. Koufax's.
What you are thinking, what shape your mind is in, is what makes the biggest difference of all.
I never did allow anything to keep me from my kids. They're the most important part of my life.
My first job after my retirement from baseball was as a narrator for the Eastman Philharmonica.
It's incredible to be able to make an impact and use the platform that we have in the right way.
I'm very thankful to the Yankees and to Major League Baseball for allowing me to play this game.
I feel like I am more deserving than last year. It definitely feels good just to be on the team.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.
Mike Trout is unbelievable. He's one of the best players in baseball right now, if not the best.
Listen to your parents, do your homework and listen to your teachers. Those are the real heroes.
This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins.
I'm at the point in my career where to be a winner is more important than any individual things.
I firmly believe that you are supposed to love everybody. That is God's one boldest commandment.
I believe we must seek God's will, never presuming to identify it with our own program or power.
I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.
Plus, when you get in tough situations, like the bases loaded and nobody out, you never give in.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
Relationships may change throughout the gift of time, memories stay the same forever in my mind.
Pop flies, in a sense, are just a diversion for a second baseman. Grounders are his stock trade.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
We're not done. We're just going to continue playing and hoping to put some wins together again.
You can't do anything about yesterday and you can't do anything about tomorrow. It's just today.