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You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
You are judged on your last game no matter how many you have banked.
As a kid I said 'Bob Costas went to Syracuse, I'm going to Syracuse'
We wrote our first blog post before we wrote our first line of code.
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
There's a lot of luck involved in getting married to the right woman.
The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!
Every game is an away game. Sometimes its hard to keep up with real life.
I didn't see conflict during the Vietnam War, but I did lose close friends.
One of my careers just before ring announcing was that I worked as a model.
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.
Repentance clothes in grass and flowers the grave in which the past is laid.
Colors answer feeling in man; shapes answer thought; and motion answers will.
Legal land surveyors are few and far between and can find themselves in demand.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Of all the tyrants the world affords, our own affections are the fiercest lords.
I hear my voice and I cringe, I kind of hear Philadelphia in there, my hometown.
I'm actually a survivor of throat cancer so I'm very, very careful with my voice.
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.
Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
I'm supposed to be neutral when I do my job. But I'm a fan and I have my favorites.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun
Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.
Faith in a better than that which appears is no less required by art than by religion.
Be busy in trading, receiving, and giving, for life is too good to be wasted in living.
They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.
If more women would watch women's sports on TV it would urge [TV] executives to put more on.
Anytime I get a chance to work with the guys from the WWE, it's a chance I jump at if I can.
It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch.
Pain has its own noble joy, when it starts a strong consciousness of life, from a stagnant one.
Before boxing I was a car salesman but I was horrible at it and had to make a living elsewhere.
I always knew I wanted to do it [broadcast]. I was always playing [sports] and I talked a lot too.
A throat-coating tea with some honey is very soothing for my throat, so I always travel with that.
Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness.
Toil, feel, think, hope; you will be sure to dream enough before you die, without arranging for it.
I wrote six versions of a 30-second tease for an NBA game. You never get it right on the first try.
Professional land surveyors take on a lot of responsibility, and should be compensated appropriately.
Learning how to weigh evidence and fairly re-establish a boundary can be as much an art as a science.
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.