There is no such thing as ugly.

Nothing's better than a picnic.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

Life is a lie, and Love a cheat.

Bravery is the engine of change.

Nobody puts Roach in the corner.

I love my apartment in New York.

My siblings are my best friends.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Always remember your kid's name.

I keep my sisters on speed dial.

Growing older doesn't bother me.

Good looks only take you so far.

I did clown training for months.

I had a dream. And it came true.

I like TV on demand and Cheetos.

I love people who make me laugh!

I only wanted to help my people.

Women have been funny for years.

I never miss yoga before a show.

Old age is no place for sissies.

I will never be below the title.

I'm a bit of a lurker on Reddit.

Have faith in your own thoughts.

Two eggs do not an omelette make

I'm big into my Twitter account.

I talk a lot. I'm very decisive.

Marriage is obsolete and a trap.

I used to hate being recognised.

I'm either in heels or barefoot.

In LA, I live on sushi or salad.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

Every experience makes you grow.

I'm the curvy one of the family.

Marriage is a great institution.

I'm kind of effectively bipolar.

I've always known I was adopted.

[Cole Porter] sang like a hinge.

Optimism is lack of information.

I just love kids. I always have.

I had a ball doing Harry Potter.

I drink a gallon of water a day.

When I throw a punch, I mean it.

Getting older is a fact of life.

Beauty is an opinion not a fact.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

There are idiots in every crowd.

Stardom can be a gilded slavery.

I wanted to be a ballet teacher.

I just want pieces of the world.

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