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Comedy is not pretty.
Sondheim is New York.
I can't grow a beard.
I get tattooed a lot.
I love San Francisco!
I'm not a leading man.
I'm a character actor.
Getting older is hard.
I never drink... wine.
I'm wired differently.
Koreans are hilarious.
Success is for creeps.
I was a big Oasis fan.
Invented the #hashtag.
I'm a nudist at heart.
Death frees the beast.
I'm a bit of a hippie.
I'm not an improv guy.
Books are my weakness.
I've been a lucky boy.
I was a sheltered kid.
There's no male Oprah.
I'm perfectly healthy.
Style equals pretense.
I have great memories.
Life is a grand party.
Fame creeps up on you.
I like sleeping a lot.
I'm just a normal guy.
Jackie Chan is a myth.
I am not a sex symbol.
Everybody's a dreamer.
I'm not a big shopper.
I'm a big hip hop fan.
Comedy is in my bones.
I am not a drag queen.
I won an Emmy in 2006!
Entitlement is lethal.
I'm a huge sports fan.
All wars are criminal.
I like haunted things.
I'm an optimistic guy.
I'm an action fanatic.
I love smashing stuff.
I'm really a pacifist.
I didn't study acting.
I hate being immobile.
Hunger's a great spur.
I look a bit like him.
I'm a vocabulary nerd.