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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Common sense ain't common.
I don't know what humor is.
Never miss a chance to shut up
Lord, let me live until I die.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
No party is as bad as its leaders.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
No man is great if he thinks he is.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Don't invite me if you don't want me.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
Be a politician; no training necessary.
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Originality will be rewarded in any line.
A company is known by the people it keeps.
Don't wait to buy land, buy land and wait.
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
We have the best Congress that money can buy.
When you're through learning, you're through.
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
The country has gone sane and got back to horses.
