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A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?
Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.
If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.
It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.
I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.
Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.
I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.
You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.
I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.
It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.
I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
When you hear that you're going to be working with a first-time director, sometimes that can be a concern to people.
We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.
I've always had, when I needed it, an extreme amount of focus that I could put into something. That has served me well.
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
I'm able to come and do a new sound and grow even more and make greater songs because my song-making abilities have grown.
I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
If you set up an environment where failing is encouraged then you want to try everything. It's obviously the best way to work.
I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.
I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.
Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.
Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.
I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.
I'm always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I'm actually going to have to execute it.
I've not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full.
In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.
When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.
You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.