Quotes by Vanessa Bayer - Page 1

Cleveland gets crapped on a lot.
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Cleveland
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I can stay up watching TV so late.
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Watching Tv
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I sleep a lot on Sunday. It's really great.
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Sunday
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Being sick is the reason I went into comedy.
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Sick
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I usually meditate twice a day: Transcendental Meditation.
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Meditation
Transcendental
Twice
Meditate
Twice A Day
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That was a huge part of my training, doing improv in Chicago.
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Chicago
Huge Part
Improv
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The longer you're on a show like 'SNL,' the less frequent the Google alerts become.
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Snl
Frequent
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There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
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Kids
Funny Kid
Teenager
Teenagers
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People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.
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Busy
Lazy
Lazy People
Great Place
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With 'Trainwreck,' because it wasn't live and we could do more takes, I feel like we broke a lot.
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Broke
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Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
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Women
People
School
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I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.
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Depressing
Intervention
Knows
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I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.
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Loses
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As a child or young adult going through an illness, it can be stressful at times and boring and extremely alienating.
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Illness
Stressful
Young Adult
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It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it.
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Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Quote
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The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
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Bats
Fifty
Mitzvah
Weekend
Jewish
Bar
Bat
Grade
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It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
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Bully
Snl
Funny Always Me
Funny Me Always
Lovingly
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I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.
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Age
People
Stuff
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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Funny Guy
Leukemia
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Every sketch goes through a rewrite stage where a group of writers sits around a table and pitches more jokes and ideas for the piece.
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Pitches
Rewrite
Sketch
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I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was so depressed when I came home from camp.
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Counselor
Ohio
Became
Camp
Depressed
Fun Thing
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To be honest, I don't even exactly know how to set up a Google alert. My brother has me on Google alert. So do my parents. But I'm not even sure how it works.
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Me Parents Know
Alert
To Be Honest
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I felt that it was cool to even get to the point where I was able to audition on the actual 'SNL' stage. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I wasn't more nervous.
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Looking Back
Nervous
Snl
Stage
Actual
Audition
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I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.
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Insult
Rough
Interviewing
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You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.
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Best Way
Cleveland
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My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the fridge. But there isn't a ton of stuff you would cook with.
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Empty
Yogurt
Fridge
Ton
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I'm not totally sure what I want to be doing, but it's so fun to be on 'SNL' because you get exposed to so many different people and so many different experiences. It's a cool, lucky way to break into the business.
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Exposed
Snl
Different People
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It's like, backstage at 'SNL,' like, if you come back after a show or something, or a lot of times even at the after-parties, we're just pretty tired and like, 'Hey, what's up.' Just getting a drink and kind of chilling out. Nothing crazy.
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Hey
Snl
Backstage
Chilling
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I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.
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Snl
Work Great People
Improv
Olympic
Once A Year
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