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'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.
I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.
Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York.
When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation.
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'
I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it.
I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.
You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings.
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards.
That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations.
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.
I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.
I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.
When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself.
I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live.
I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man.
My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge.
If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you.
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he?
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.'
I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that.
It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction.
It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.