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I do comedy for real people.
I do my best creating on stage.
I would love to try action films.
I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
I've got to show life as I see it.
Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.
To me, politics is a pile of tricks.
I'm not perfect, but I strive for it.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
Live every week like it's shark week.
All you single fathers got to man up.
All women like to look up to their men.
I live life and I don't take it for granted.
'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.
Outside of show business, I live a normal life.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
I've played outrageous characters my whole career.
Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.
I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.
'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes.
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.
The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant.
I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.
As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.
Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.
I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that.
No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king.
White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.
The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.
I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.
Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre.
I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.
I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip.
I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid.
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America.