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You're my North Star when I'm lost and feeling blue.
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
I'll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand...
You've gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
I'm not one of those people the tabloids chase around.
Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
Let me fall out of the window/ With confetti in my hair
You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
...and I'm standing on the corner of Fifth and Vermouth.
God's away, God's away, God's away on business. Business!
Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.
Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?
Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch
Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.
I danced along a colored wind/ Dangled from a rope of sand
I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
I hope I'm becoming more eccentric. More room in the brain.
If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.
I'll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.
I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
I think I have an adrenaline addiction, no question about that.
Jesus Christ, this godamn rain, will someone put me on a train.
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
I'm reliable sources, I'll tell ya anything you want me to know.
Well you say that it's gospel, But I know that it's only church.
I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.
He said, I'm better off without her, until I showed him my tattoo.
I used to think that all great recordings happened at about 3 A.M.
There's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own.
it ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.
I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.