Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight.

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight.

A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from ...

A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.

I feel overestimated.

I burn with no causes.

I'm good at being funny.

I'm a very boring person.

I'm attracted to the past.

I take every possible side.

Pirates could happen to anyone.

Death is the ultimate negative.

My mind gets into a verbal mode.

Your opinions are your symptoms.

Give us this day our daily mask.

I think journalism is important.

Uncertainty is the normal state.

Well, we'll know better next time.

I really just like to be at a desk.

Save the gerund and screw the whale.

can only write about what bites you.

Every exit is an entry somewhere else.

War is capitalism with the gloves off.

I really enjoy working on adaptations.

My scripts are possibly too talkative.

I think theater ought to be theatrical.

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.

It takes a lot of effort to be vibrant.

I am as miserable as anyone - sometimes.

There is truth and falsehood in a comma.

I don't draw on my inner life in my work.

I can't remember what my first script was.

I write out of my intellectual experience.

Words, words. They're all we have to go on.

We're actors. We're the opposite of people.

A free press needs to be a respected press.

The days of the digital watch are numbered.

Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Fantasy flows in where fact leaves a vacuum.

I think I'm a difficult conventional writer.

I don't act, I don't direct, I don't design.

My brain cells are dying in their trillions.

I don't do interviews under false pretenses.

I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.

I like the notion of theater as recreational.

It would have been nice to have had unicorns.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I think I enlist comedy to a serious purpose.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

I flinch when I see my name in the newspapers.

Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.

It's the wanting to know that makes us matter.

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