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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
I want to go to there.
Life is improvisation.
Your initiations are worthwhile.
I don't want to be somebody else.
I was a very confident little kid.
And I can see Russia from my house.
You’re in competition with everyone.
Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.
It's hard to get laughs when you're new.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
You can't control things by being nervous.
I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.
I am extremely square and obedient in nature!
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
I don't live the single life and never really did.
A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.
I'm not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it.
If you are capable people are happy to play with you.
[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.
I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.
If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.
Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.
When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie
I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.
It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
I'm a big fan of 'The Office', both the British and the American versions.
I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.