Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Heaven's my destination.
All excellence is equally difficult.
A play visibly represents pure existing.
An incinerator is a writer's best friend.
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.
Pride, avarice, and envy are in every home.
If I wasn't an actor, I'd be a secret agent.
What is essential does not die but clarifies.
A purpose is the eternal condition of success.
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Where there is an unknowable, there is a promise.
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
The future is the most expensive luxury in the world.
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
I would love to be the poet laureate of Coney Island.
I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms.
In advertising, not to be different is virtual suicide.
I not only bow to the inevitable; I am fortified by it.
For what human ill does dawn not seem to be alternative?
Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?
I rose by sheer military ability to the rank of corporal.
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.
A convention is an agreed-upon falsehood, a permitted lie.
For what human ill does not dawn seem to be an alleviation?
The highest tribute to the dead is not grief but gratitude.
Oh, earth, you're too wonderful for anybody to realize you.
Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value.
Every good thing in the world stands on the razor-edge of danger.
The public for which masterpieces are intended is not of this earth.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
Imprisonment of the body is bitter; imprisonment of the mind is worse
Favors cease to be favors when there are conditions attached to them.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.
Choose the least important day in your life. It will be important enough.
you have to love life to have life, and you need to have life to love life
I was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID!
I hold we cannot be said to be aware of our minds save under responsibility.
Even in the most perfect love one person loves less profoundly than the other.
[Whenever] you get near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.
People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.
Comparisons of one's lot with others' teaches us nothing and enfeebles the will.
Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests.
There is no drunkenness equal to that of remembering whispered words in the night.
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
Either we live by accident and die by accident, or we live by plan and die by plan.
Every person who has ever lived has lived an unbroken succession of unique occasions.
Those who are silent, self-effacing and attentive become the recipients of confidences.
There's nothing like mixing with women to bring out all the foolishness in a man of sense.