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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
When I go forwards, you go backwards And somewhere we will meet.
I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
At a better pace, slower and more calculated No chance of escape.
It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.
One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece
Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.
Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.
I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.
My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye
I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.
I'm not taking things quite so seriously as before. Especially myself.
If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.
The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy.
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music
If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out
And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps
I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.