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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
The fastest way to travel is to be there already.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.
When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.
...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).
The city's full of people who you just see around.
You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say.
Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.
The best research you can do is to talk to people.
Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.
One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.
There’s no point in believing in things that exist.
I've often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed.
If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!
Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.
Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.
The universe was bad enough without people poking it.
You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.
Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
The price of being the best is having to be the best.
Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.
I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.
The kind of accidents you prefer to call...accidents.
How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS.
Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock
I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things.
If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
Some shadows are so long, they arrive before the light.
I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.
Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.
Some people are heroes. And some people jot down notes.
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.
I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.
Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.
Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.