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If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.
Everything is a test.
Insanity is catching.
If Not You, Who Else?
I like being a writer.
It's a god-eat-god world.
Look out! He's got a daisy!
Cake is not the issue here.
We're on a mission from Glod.
Never f*!k with the ineffable.
When in doubt, choose to live.
WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?
Chances are where you find them
Who knows what the future holds.
I'd like to sell a lot of books.
What can the harvest hope for...
There was no himself in himself.
You have reached the end of cake
The second mouse gets the cheese!
I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!
It's amazing how fast gold works.
It's hard to be famous and alive.
Humans can think inhuman thoughts.
And never resist a perfect moment.
Things just happen. What the hell.
Fate can be one mean god at times.
All property is theft, except mine.
Quick, someone's coming! Look real!
My programming language was solder.
When I am old I shall wear midnight.
Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.
Either all days are holy or none are.
So much universe, and so little time.
And the new day was a great big fish.
Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.
Wikipedia, eh? Must be accurate then.
You can't die with an unfinished book.
Freedom without limits is just a word.
The worst thing you can do is nothing.
Magic never dies. It merely fades away.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.
Words are the litmus paper of the mind.
What's money interested in? More money.
The significant owl hoots in the night.
Occasionally he would very nearly swear.
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
