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My love is like a tire iron.
Music is the great connector.
Real Americans don't back down.
Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Hunting is the last perfect thing.
I really have the American dream licked.
I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.
If there is one thing I am, it's always right.
I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.
If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.
When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.
Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.
Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.
Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.
For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.
Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.
Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!
I can hear her thunder, she's coming after me, thunder thighs.
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.
Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.
I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.
I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.
Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.
If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada
Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.
Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.
Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.
There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.
I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.
My worst song is stimulating beyond words. My best songs are downright scary.
I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.
Civil disobedience is the core of American defiance against kings and emperors.
If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.
My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.
The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.