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I am not a coward.
I'm for same-sex marriage.
I enjoy reality television.
Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
WWE dropped the ball with 'Tough Enough.'
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
I'm really proud of 'Broken Skull Challenge.'
I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.
Diamond Dallas Page is one of my best friends.
My favoirte wrestler is 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair.
Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
I really value my days down there in ECW in Philly.
And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
Earl Hebner should definitely be in the WWE Hall of Fame.
Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.
There's no reason to go back in the ring and prove anything.
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
I love my mother to death. I'm pretty much a reflection of her.
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.
That final match I had at WrestleMania with The Rock was my last match.
It goes - for me - WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, Summerslam. The big three.
If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart
Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!
I got out of the business when I got out. The hunger was out of my system.
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
The Rock is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. So give the guy his due.
When you wrestle for 15 years, you don't want to go back to driving that forklift.
Based on the name value I had, I went to L.A. and got involved in independent movies.
Any time you go live with Vince McMahon it's going to be a very interesting experience.
I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.
I think 'The Condemned' has a great story. It's a lot more than a mindless action flick.
As much as I love the business and I love my fans, I don't want to be at every WrestleMania.
That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.
If it's the morning, and I had a late night, the worst thing in the world is a bright light.
When you see me on TV as Stone Cold Steve Austin, that's definitely a part of my personality.
I think if I'd never had found pro wrestling, I'd be a blue collar guy, working a 9-to-5 job.
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!
A great gimmick is a great gimmick, but on a dud, it just doesn't work. It comes down to talent.
Cancer has affected my family; my mother and father have battled cancer. I know how tough it is.
You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.
The thing about the 'Broken Skull Challenge' is that there's really nothing else like it on television.