The sorrow of the IRA Brighton bombing is that Thatcher escaped unscathed.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever (in which case I'm doomed).

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!

To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

On the day that your mentality Decides to catch up with your biology, Come 'round

Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.

Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?

Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.

How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME.

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm; just another false alarm.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

I never imagined I'd be a solo artist. And now I couldn't imagine being part of a group.

I've gone through managers like people go through shredded wheat. Nobody looks after you.

There's so much destruction all over the world - and all you can do is complain about ME!

I have no love for myself as a human being, but I have immense pride in the music I make.

[I'll be the first one of the Smith to die.] I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.

The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.

The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like?

Disappointment came to me, and booted me, and bruised and hurt me, but that's how people grow up.

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