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I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
If you do not know his language, you will never understand a foreigner's silence.
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Does a little fish, swimming though the net's eye, suffer from inferiority complex?
Never saw the branch you are sittin on, unless they are trying to hang you from it.
The constitution of a country should not violate the constitutions of its citizens.
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
The pleasure of reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.
Many who had been ahead of their time, had to wait for her in very uncomfortable quarters.
One has to multiply thoughts to the point where there aren't enough policemen to control them
Men have slow reflexes. In general it takes several generations later for them to understand.
You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.
Those who put blinders on their eyes should remember that the set also includes bridle and a whip.
Be yourself. A horse without the lancer is still a horse; a lancer without the horse is just a man.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
Let him who is without guilt cast the first stone. A trap. Because then he will be no longer without guilt.
Man is fatally slow on the uptake; it always takes him until the next generation to understand what's going on.
Here lies William Trollope, Who made these stones roll up; When death took his soul up, His body filled this hole up
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
There is a dispute about the existence of God. Both sides try to hide that they killed Him - even before He came into being.
First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
Witches admitted their relations with the devil. Our blood boils - how could they be forced to admit this when there is no devil. But reason tells us this is not true. The devil does exist and was in fact the inquisitor.