Quotes by Simon Bird - Page 1

I always felt that my way into comedy would be through my writing rather than my acting.
Simon Bird / Actor
Comedy
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People assume that because you are on TV you must be a millionaire, but unfortunately it doesn't work like that.
Simon Bird / Actor
Millionaire
Work Must People
Assume
Unfortunately
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It's a very strange and quite terrifying experience to watch yourself on TV. I never like to do it with other people.
Simon Bird / Actor
Experience Yourself People
Terrifying
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Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers.
Simon Bird / Actor
Average
Guy
People
Losers
Normal People
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I get paid very well and am happy with what I make, but I'm not in the super-rich bracket. I shop in a supermarket like everyone else.
Simon Bird / Actor
Bracket
Everyone Else
Shop
Supermarket
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I enjoy watching sitcoms where the team behind it have successfully created a whole alternate reality that you can enter into for half an hour every week.
Simon Bird / Actor
Alternate Realities
Reality
Team
Alternate
Enter
Hour
Sitcoms
Successfully
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I like to dress up and look nice. I'm not quite at the stage yet financially to do that too often, but it's nice to push the boat out a little bit for award ceremonies and stuff.
Simon Bird / Actor
Awards
Boat
Dresses
Nice
Award
Ceremonies
Financially
Push
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If people are asking me for clubbing tips, then they're in real trouble. My clubbing tip is never go to a club, because they're horrible and I hate them. I'm more of a dinner party guy.
Simon Bird / Actor
Dinner
Dinner Party
Hate
Horrible
Party
Real
Hate Me People
Club
Clubbing
Tip
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When it comes to female fan attention, I'm married, so obviously I avoid the places where you might get unwanted female attention - clubs and social environments, bars and public spaces.
Simon Bird / Actor
Space
Bars
Clubs
Fans
Female
Unwanted
Avoid
Environments
Spaces
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'The Inbetweeners' would have been a success with a totally different cast because the scripts are good - so while we were fortunate enough to be cast in it, we feel we still have a lot to prove.
Simon Bird / Actor
Fortunate
Prove
Scripts
Totally
Cast
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The thing with TV and filming is the timing is all faked anyway. You do it so many times, from so many different angles. You never really do it all in one go anyway, so they just fix it all in the edit.
Simon Bird / Actor
Different Angles
Tv
Angles
Anyway
Fix
Filming
Edit
Times
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I think everyone thinks their dad is a little bit odd or crazy. As they get older, they develop their own little habits. They have a certain way that they like to live their life, and nothing is going to interrupt that.
Simon Bird / Actor
Dad
Crazy
Odd
Thinking
Certain Way
Habits
Interrupt
Thinks
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I don't think American family sitcoms are mean. I guess I really love 'Arrested Development.' I guess they are quite mean in that, but that is also a very silly, surreal, absurd show as well, and it has got a heart as well.
Simon Bird / Actor
Absurd
American Family
Arrested
Development
Heart
Mean
Silly
Surreal
Love Family Heart
Arrested Development
Guess
Sitcoms
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If anything, 'Friday Night Dinner' is quite mean. All these pranks that we play on each other, there's a lot of hitting and slapping and jumping at each other trying to scare each other. But underneath it all it is a family, so we all love each other.
Simon Bird / Actor
Dinner
Friday
Friday Night
Hitting
Jumping
Pranks
Scare
Slapping
Underneath
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