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You have to plan a lot and you have to be really smart about how you're spending your money.
When it came to, like, appropriate behavior towards one another, it was - I was well-versed.
The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.
I'm the person who writes most of my movies so every role is exactly what I want to be doing.
Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.
After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.
People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.
Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.
I watch a lot of TV. I love nothing more than having a good TV show on DVD, to just plow through.
Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible.
Like Toy Story, the joke is all about exploring the secret world of these various everyday objects.
I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life.
Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.
I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.
In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.
There is no such thing as a villain. It's the others who are wrong. In as much, all villains are the same.
We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.
I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.
If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class.
I'm used to really struggling and facing a hard time to get things going, until I'm comfortable at all with them.
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?
I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.
Every time I improvise I'm aware that I could be ruining what it is that we're doing and we'll just have to do it again.
I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.
I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.
I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.
It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.
Steve Wozniak admittedly would never like say the things he said to Steve Jobs [in the movie] in the context that he said them.
It was really fun [on set of the Pineapple Express]. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.
For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst. If Kim Jong-un only knew what he was doing to my mother!
I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.
It always seems crazy to tell people what to expect. That never works! So, I don't know what to say, other than that they can expect me.
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino] is you're not reading for him, he's reading with you. So he sits right next to you.
I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'
I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.
When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig.
People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.
I'm proud to say that I've never had a normal job. I started doing stand-up when I was in high school, purely as a measure to never get a proper job.
With me, I probably work a lot more than people assume I do, but people don't realize how much work goes into writing and producing and making a movie.
This s - t [smoked on scenes] called Wizard Smoke. I didn't like it. [James] Franco didn't have that hard of a time with it. Franco will smoke anything.
We live in a world where in the movie you can disembowel someone in a youth hostel in Romania, but you can't show people having sex. I think it's weird.
To me, always just - that scene is, like, so convenient. They never run out of bullets in action movies, unless it's at the most dramatic time possible.
Making [Pineapple Express] was a blast. I'd kind of gotten to the point professionally where I was pretty emotionally exhausted from making dramatic films.