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I love cold weather.
I don't weigh myself.
I mean, I love Comic-Con.
I eat well, and I exercise.
I feel no sympathy for my food.
Most comedy comes out of misery.
I'm a complete coward in real life.
I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.
My characters come from a good place.
Even vegetables have feelings in our world.
Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.
Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.
If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.
I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.
My high school years were exactly like 'Superbad.'
It's always funny to find what people's button is.
Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!
[I like] Die Hard and Paul Verhoeven movies. S - t like that.
Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.
I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.
There is a certain security in having a great supporting cast.
A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.
You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it.
I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.
If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.
I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.
I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
In "Superbad," I carry a gun, but I didn't get to shoot it that much.
My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations.
To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.
I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks.
I did karate for a really long time, almost 10 years when I was younger.
The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.
My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.
You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight.
I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.
I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
I've seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it.
Luckily, due to my own ego, probably, I'm always quicker to blame other people.
I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.
For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard.
People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.
You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.
Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.
Shutting people down creatively often doesn't get the best performance out of them.
It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.
I'm not the most in-tune guy with what is getting nominated and winning awards in general.