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I'm bad at golf.
The only problem is time.
I don't smoke much pot anymore.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
I was a big Fred Flintstone fan.
I distrust all television doctors.
The resistance to science is idiotic.
Character I want to be: "Blunt Talk's".
You would not want me on your football team.
I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.
The quest for Tommy Lee Jones' laugh begins now.
Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.
I was a film major with a concentration in animation.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political.
I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'
You don't want to be nasty for the sake of being nasty.
I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.
I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.
Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment.
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera.
There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.
The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.
If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.
The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.
I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself.
I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves.
I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.
There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.
My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.
What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.
Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.
Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
Most of the outrage comes from not the public, but from the media, the press and writers.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park,' but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.
Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.
I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera and he guest-starred as himself.
When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a sitcom. And there was very little music.
Even if you know a character really well, there's no formula for what jokes will work and what won't.
The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.
religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.
Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.