Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

I don't think anything about Hulk Hogan.

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!

It's not my fault Hulk Hogan is afraid of me.

Am I a myth? Am I a legend? Or am I a phenomenon?

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!

Throughout my career, Ive wrestled a lot of countries.

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

I just lifted heavy, and if I looked good, then that's good with me.

I've made a lot of money, and more importantly, I've saved a lot of money.

At least you knew when you were on a Hulk Hogan card you were going to get paid.

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!

The best time in wrestling was with the nWo and the Monday Night War between WCW and WWE.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

I legally can punch someone in the face and not get arrested for it, which most human beings can't do.

You know, Rock's a good guy. He's a great entertainer, and I thought we could have done good things together.

The one Hall of Fame that I refuse to go in is the WWE Hall of Fame because do you know where it's at? Where is it?

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer...than Scott Steiner.

When I first went up to WWE in 2003, they asked me who I wanted to wrestle, and I said, 'I wanna go against The Rock.'

As far as Big Show, I think he's a crier. He cried when Hulk Hogan retired, too. Can't take him to a sad movie, either.

Why did Triple H make that statue of Ric Flair? So where is it now? Where do you think it's at? There's no Hall Of Fame.

Comic books are a big thing. I looked at them when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore, so I kind of grew out of that phase.

WWE offered me a legends deal. My lawyer looked at it, and it's basically illegal. It's not worth the paper that it's written on.

The 'S' is because my freaks realized they weren't with a normal man but a Superman. That's why they called me the 'Big Bad Booty Daddy.'

DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!

You travel around the world, once you travel around a few times, you're kind of numb to the fact of what you've accomplished until years later.

Shawn Michaels is one of those wise-cracking guys who would say a smart comment to you, but then if you face him, he would run and cry somewhere.

When I left WWE, I had surgery on my foot. I had drop foot, where my foot was totally paralyzed. I had a tendon transfer and got nine screws in my foot.

I first started pro wrestling right after I got out of college at the University of Michigan, so I was in that frame of mind where I wanted to wrestle with my brother.

When I came up, it was Macho Man and all these other guys, and you had to come up with your own stuff. If you didn't come up with your own stuff, you weren't getting over.

Back in the day with Ronnie Coleman, there's a fairly famous photo with me doing the bicep pose with him. I also did a pose with Arnold at the Arnold Classic one year in Columbus, Ohio.

The nWo was the greatest time in professional wrestling because we were going into mixed stadiums like the Georgia Dome. That was one of the greatest times in pro wrestling and was the most profitable time in pro wrestling.

I am already in a couple Hall of Fames, like the Michigan Hall of Fame and the Dan Gable Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame, so my accolades speak for themselves. Let's just say I'm not losing any sleep over any Hall of Fame induction.

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me.

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