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I am a cookbook fanatic.
I don't read anything about myself.
Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
More people need to inhabit this world.
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.
It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love.
The best part about poker is there's no down side.
I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night.
A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.
I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do.
I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child.
I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it!
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.
I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one.
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.
As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator.
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
It's very Canadian of me - or maybe it's more the Catholic schoolgirl in me - but I always really want to do a good job.
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.
It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.
It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day.
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.
There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.
I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try to make my nana proud.
It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
If you get mad about how your voice sounds when it comes out of your own mouth, it's not really my fault. Go ahead and be yourself.
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.
President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look like, but we will survive it.
I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.
I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald Trump's presidency.