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I don't believe in miracles.
Sam Simon / Producer
Believe
Miracles
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I want to do whatever I can to survive.
Sam Simon / Producer
I Can
Want
I Can Whatever Want
Survive
To Survive
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Id rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
Sam Simon / Producer
Thinking
Tired
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Animals are not here for our entertainment.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Entertainment
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I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
Sam Simon / Producer
Tired
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Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.
Sam Simon / Producer
Bart Simpson
Good Life
Thanks
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Work made me crazy. I was tough to get along with.
Sam Simon / Producer
Crazy
Made
Tough
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Everyone in my family is taken care of. And I enjoy this.
Sam Simon / Producer
Care
My Family
Taken
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Boxing should probably be banned. But until then, I'm a big fan.
Sam Simon / Producer
Banned
Boxing
Fans
Should
Big Fan
Fan
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With 'The Simpsons,' people didn't know what they were gonna see. They didn't have a clue.
Sam Simon / Producer
Clue
Knows
People
People See Know
People Know See
Simpsons
The Simpsons
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I want medical experiments on animals stopped. They don't do anything, and they don't work.
Sam Simon / Producer
Medical
Animal
Experiments
Want
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The reason my food bank is vegan is because I can't pay for animal products in good conscience.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Food Banks
Pay
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When people make donations to non profits, they want to know that their money goes to good use.
Sam Simon / Producer
People
Use
Want
Good Money People
Donations
Profits
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I'm supporting the charities that I supported during my lifetime, and I want to continue to do that.
Sam Simon / Producer
Charity
Lifetime
Want
Charities
Supporting
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Veganism is an answer for almost every problem facing the world in terms of hunger and climate change.
Sam Simon / Producer
Answers
Climate
Climate Change
Hunger
World
Change World Climate
Facing
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Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.
Sam Simon / Producer
Dog
Foundation
People
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The truth is, I have more money than I'm interested in spending. Everyone in my family is taken care of.
Sam Simon / Producer
Spending
Truth Is
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Mary had a crypto key, she kept it in escrow, and everything that Mary said, the Feds were sure to know.
Sam Simon / Producer
Feds
Keys
Said
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Through PETA, we rescue animals in roadside zoos and circuses. They are some of the most abused animals in the country.
Sam Simon / Producer
Zoos
Abuse
Animal
Circus
Country
Rescue
Roadside
Zoo
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I was just an animal lover. Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Animal Lover
Lover
Dogs
Mission
Sam
Simon
Supposed
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I don't think the spirit of Hollywood is such a spirit of generosity. I think people really begrudge giving. In New York, it's like that.
Sam Simon / Producer
Generosity
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I am a big PETA supporter, and their East Coast headquarters is the Sam Simon building, and their West Coast headquarters is in the Bob Barker building.
Sam Simon / Producer
East
East Coast
Headquarters
Supporter
West Coast
Sam
Simon
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One of the things about animal rights, which is not the only thing that I care about in this world, is that your money can bring success. I see results.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Animal Rights
The Only Thing
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I was very concerned about helping animals improve their situations. But that was out of love. It wasn't political or out of a belief that animals had rights.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Political
Rights
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In the pressure cooker of a TV show, it’s a little bit of a witches’ brew. I completely think I’m capable of being crazy. I probably was crazy when I was doing 'The Simpsons'.
Sam Simon / Producer
Crazy
Thinking
Tv Shows
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The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I'm getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer's funeral because they all know I'm sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff.
Sam Simon / Producer
Achievement
Awards
Funeral
Lifetime
Sick
Stuff
I Am Me Know
Named
Buildings
Tom
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I have a desire to help animals, the question of whether it makes financial sense, it's my money and I get to do what I want with it. It's an expensive hobby I picked up at the end of my life.
Sam Simon / Producer
Life
Animal
Desire
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A lot of charities spend a million dollars on a fundraiser to make $15,000. It's a social swirl. They do some great stuff and then - it's called mission drift. It becomes more about the parties.
Sam Simon / Producer
Dollars
Million Dollars
Charities
Drift
Great Stuff
Mission
Parties
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I was hoping for 13 episodes that my friends would like. It’s a good lesson, isn’t it? If you do something trying to make your friends laugh and that you can be proud of, you can also be successful.
Sam Simon / Producer
Laughing
Successful
Trying
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I feel so guilty when I see orcas performing their stupid tricks in their little swimming pools, and when I see circuses or elephant abuse. I don't want to be in the same industry with these people.
Sam Simon / Producer
Elephants
Stupid
Swimming
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
Sam Simon / Producer
Cumulative
Effect
Oh My God
Simpsons
The Simpsons
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There are certain times you realize you've got too much money. One was when I started getting bills from the Koi hotel. When I was remodeling the Koi pond, the Koi had to go to the Koi hotel. They ended up staying there for 13 months and I never asked what the bill was.
Sam Simon / Producer
Bills
Hotel
Staying
Bill
Ended
Pond
Too Much Money
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The thing about animals that speaks to me so much is that my passion for the animals and against animal abuse is based on the knowledge that these creatures which think and feel can't speak for themselves. I feel it is my responsibility to speak for those who can't speak for themselves.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Passion
Responsibility
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I have been a vegetarian for forty-two years. I did it because I didn't want animals to die so I could eat. Then, eight to ten years ago, when I found out the life of a dairy cow is way worse than the life of a beef cow, I understood I had to switch to complete veganism. Otherwise, I would be very inconsistent in my beliefs that animals shouldn't be abused for food.
Sam Simon / Producer
Animal
Two
Years
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