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Wrestlers are the best.
Wrestling saved my life.
The heel runs the match.
I'm a very lucky person.
I'm as real as they come.
I am really good with Lego!
I'm not as sharp as I used to be.
I ran out of tears when I was 14.
I like choir music. I sincerely do!
I hate a bully, and I hate racists.
The business has taken a toll on me.
The WWE gave me a family and a life.
I've had over seven thousand pro fights.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
When I get to Heaven, I'll want to fight.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
I'm a villain at heart. I'm a born villain.
Only people who can't draw money need belts.
Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
My first match lasted 10 seconds, and I lost.
He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
Wrestling moves are made for arenas, not the screen.
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
I never faked my emotions or my desire to be a winner.
I've had Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy as a tag-team partner.
CM Punk is a very talented man, and I'm a big fan of his.
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
Getting into the voice-over booth, there are no cameras and no inhibitions.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
Ask me for my shirt off my back, I'll give it to you. Tell me? Not a chance.
If you are the heel, and if you are doing your job right, you are most hated.
Vince McMahon got really angry at me for leaving the WWE-F-G, whatever it is now.
WWE and I have a long history, and I remember some very fun days back in the day.
I was the youngest in the world in history when I started, 15. That's illegal now.
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
I've got a lot on my shoulders, but I've got the most beautiful family in the world.
Bret Hart is my cousin, I'm told. Didn't know that until I was, I don't know, 28, 25.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in.
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation.
It seems like I have been fighting someone, something, someplace, in some manner, my whole life.