Quotes by Robert Morley - Page 1

I have never willingly chased a ball.
Robert Morley / Actor
Balls
Baseball
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I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
Robert Morley / Actor
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Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."
Robert Morley / Actor
Add
Public Speaking
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If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.
Robert Morley / Actor
Critics
Should
Trouble
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To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
Robert Morley / Actor
Happiness
Falling In Love
Love You
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The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
Robert Morley / Actor
Men
Sports
Balls
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Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
Robert Morley / Actor
Funny
Dog
Training
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Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.
Robert Morley / Actor
Perpetual
Thrown
Catch
Dropped
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If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
Robert Morley / Actor
Culinary
People
Trouble
Cook
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The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
Robert Morley / Actor
British
Long
Tourism
Tourists
Abroad
Natives
Tourist
Waiters
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Robert Morley / Actor
Fool
Anyone
Works
Public
Inflict
Merely
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Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
Robert Morley / Actor
Men
Bully
School
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A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
Robert Morley / Actor
Long
Party
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Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
Robert Morley / Actor
Business
Children
Training
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It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.
Robert Morley / Actor
Men
Essentials
Theatre
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A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.
Robert Morley / Actor
Men
Bed
Should
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COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
Robert Morley / Actor
Doctors
Giving
Worry
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Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.
Robert Morley / Actor
Men
Buried
Fats
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To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.
Robert Morley / Actor
Happiness
Falling In Love
Love You
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If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.
Robert Morley / Actor
Beautiful
Children
Horse
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'
Robert Morley / Actor
Helping
Long
Said
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We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.
Robert Morley / Actor
Mind
Silence
Talking
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The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.
Robert Morley / Actor
Country
France
People
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I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.
Robert Morley / Actor
Mirrors
Self
Wife
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There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning.
Robert Morley / Actor
Congratulations
Horse
Winning
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